Working at a Football Stadium

At a football stadium, I would strangely work as a cheerleader. I am not a fan of cheer-leading since, stereotypically, cheerleaders are anorexic snobs that are human flame throwers destined to become deadly chicken bones gnawed by pain and death. On the other hand, if I was in a drill team (a type of cheer-leading) I can do more dance moves than being flipped around 24/7. I would be the head cheerleader creating all of the dance moves and add some stepping to the choreography. No more TWO-FOUR-SIX-EIGHT!! WHO DO WE F@#^%$& APPRECIATE!